Springtime for Tony

This bright May should belong to the victorious Tony, just as it did in 1997. But he can hardly be full of the joys of Spring. Despite what The Sun says, New Labour just isn't sexy anymore.

Tony must be thinking back to his 'honeymoon' of eight years ago, and fondly recalling how he used to screw party, parliament and people five times a day and get away with it every time.